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Posted on Saturday, February 26th, 2011 at 11:31 am|
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The Pregnancy Test $3.95 Ordinarily, I’m a fan of pink–lovely color, does smashing things for the complexion. But not when it’s the bright, glaring stripe staring back at me on the pregnancy test. Then, pink is the color of major oops, of morning sickness, of boyfriends who seemed decent but now are part of some Jerk Witness Protection Program. Still, I’ve got a few things going for me–bitter humor, a divine right to eat till I’m the size of Marlon Brando, and good friends who’ve managed to get me a job interview with one Damien Sharpton: in need of a personal assistant, and some say, a good, swift kick in the arse. If you want to make a lasting impression, by all means, toss your cookies in your future boss’s wastebasket, which is located directly between his excruciatingly sexy legs. Apparently, Mr. Gorgeous-But-Unbearably-Anti-Social must like personal assistants who violate his trash can, because I got the job. And if I can avoid him via text messaging for the next seven months of health insurance, everything will be just fine. Except that he’s just asked–no, insisted–that I go with him on a business trip to the Caribbean. Gulp, Ordinarily, this would be cause for celebration. Ordinarily, I’d shave my legs, pack my bikini, revel in day-glo drinks and my seething lust for Mr. Swarthy-And-Secretive. But there’s nothing ordinary about this situation…which means it could be absolutely extraordinary. |
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Clearblue Easy Pregnancy Test – Twin Pack $9.99 Pregnancy test with +/- results. Results 5 days sooner. Clearblue Easy can be used as early as 4 days before you expect your period. That’s 5 days sooner than waiting until you miss your period to test. The amount of pregnancy hormone increases rapidly in early pregnancy. In clinical testing with early pregnancy samples, Clearblue Easy gave the following results: 1 Day before the expected period 87% women giving a pregnant result. 2 Days before the expected period 84% women giving a pregnant result. 3 Days before the expected period 74% women giving a pregnant result. 4 Days before the expected period 53% women giving a pregnant result). + = pregnant. – = not pregnant. No test is more accurate. Over 99% accurate (99% accurate at detecting typical pregnancy hormone levels. Note that hormone levels vary. See insert) from the day of your expected period. Changes color to let you know it’s working. Made in China. |
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Canine Pregnancy Test Kit (5 tests) $125.95 Rapid immunomigration test for detection of the hormone relaxin in canine blood. Can be used at 22 days gestation or after. A small blood sample must be obtained from the dog. 5 tests in each kit. * Early detection of planned or unplanned pregnancy. * Detection of pregnancy before or after abortion treatment. * Early detection of false pregnancy. * Diagnose fetal resorption or spontaneous abortion. * No refrigeration required. About the product: The Witness Relaxin kit is intended to determine pregnancy in the bitch, as well as to distinguish between pseudopregancy and gestation. The kit measures relaxin levels in plasma and serum samples. The presence of significant amounts of this hormone is a reliable indicator of pregancy. Relaxin can be detected in biological samples soon after implantation of the fertilized egg, which occurs about 22-27 days after mating (26-31 days post-LH surge). |
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Clearblue Easy Digital Pregnancy Test – 2 Count $9.69 The Clearblue Easy Digital Pregnancy Test is over 99% accurate at detecting typical pregnancy hormone levels (note that hormone levels vary – see insert) from the day of your expected period. Clearblue Easy can be used as early as 4 days before you expect your period. That’s 5 days sooner than waiting until you miss your period to test.This package includes 2 test sticks and 1 English/Spanish Insert.1. Take the test: simply hold the stick pointing downwards in your urine stream for 5 seconds only.2. Wait: an hour glass symbol will flash to show you the test is working.3. Read your result: within 3 minutes your result will be displayed in words.Read instructions before use. English and Spanish instructions inside.Store at 36&def;F-86°F. Do not freeze. For in-vitro diagnostic use only (not for internal use). |
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WITNESS RELAXIN [Canine / Feline Pregnancy Test] $132.22 Relaxin can be detected in biological samples soon after implantation of the fertilized egg, which occurs 20-31 days post-LH surge, or approximately 16-33 days post-mating. ? Early detection of planned or unplanned pregnancy ? Detection of pregnancy befor |
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The Pregnancy Project $17.11 Growing up, Gaby Rodriguez was told more than once that she would end up a teen mom. After all, her mother had been a teen mom, and her older sisters had as well. Gaby had ambitions that didn’t include becoming a young mother. But she wondered: how she would be perceived if she "lived down" to others expectations about the path her life would take? This question is what sparked Gaby’s school project: fake her own pregnancy as a high school senior and see how her friends, family, and community reacts. What she learned changed her life forever. In THE PREGNANCY TEST, Gaby shares her experience growing up in the shadow of low expectations, reveals how she was able to fake her own pregnancy, and reveals all that she learned from the experience. |
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Saturday Night Fever (30th Anniversary Special Collector’s Edition) $4.27 The electrifying film that sent millions to the disco and redefined Hollywood’s definition of musicals. John Travolta is dynamic as a Brooklyn youth who only lives for his weekends on the dance floor. Karen Lynn Gorney, Barry Miller also star; music by The Bee Gees, Yvonne Elliman, others. 118 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital stereo Surround,… |
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The Witches of Eastwick (Keepcase) $3.46 Jack Nicholson was born to play the devil, and in George Miller’s adaptation of John Updike’s novel he plays it for all he’s worth. As a wolfish womanizer summoned by three bored women in a picturesque New England town, he’s sating all of his appetites with a rakish grin. Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer play the women who discover their untapped magical powers by accident. The smart an… |
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Riding in Cars with Boys (Special Edition) $3.98 Riding in Cars with Boys achieves broad appeal as a tearjerker laced with hardscrabble humor. In the crowd-pleasing hands of director Penny Marshall, Beverly Donofrio’s bestselling memoir loses much of its real-life gravity, but its rich humanity remains in abundance, especially since Drew Barrymore plays Donofrio with effortless charm. The movie spans 20 years, from Bev’s pregnancy at 15 in 1963 … |
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Steel Magnolias (Special Edition) $2.99 Humor mixes with tragedy in this star-studded adaptation of the hit play. A beauty parlor in a small Louisiana town is where the area’s women meet to discuss the sweet and sad experiences of their lives. Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah, Sally Field, Olympia Dukakis, and Julia Roberts star; Herbert Ross directs. 119 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital stereo … |
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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (Widescreen Edition) $14.96 TORN BETWEEN HIS LOYALTY TO HIS MENTOR, OBI-WAN KENOBI, & THE SEDUCTIVE POWERS OF THE SITH, ANAKIN SKYWALKER ULTIMATELY TURNS HIS BACK ON THE JEDI, THUS COMPLETING HIS JOURNEY TO THEDARKSIDE & HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO DARTH VADER…. |
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Clearblue Easy Digital Ovulation Test, 20 Count (Packaging May Vary) $23.82 CLEARBLUE EASY OVULAT DIG TEST Size: 20… |
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Larabar Fruit & Nut Food Bar, 1.8-Ounce Bars (Pack of 16) The Original Fruit & Nut Food Bar®Humm Food®: Real food that creates an unmistakable feeling of health and well-being, often accompanied by an inexplicable irresistible urge to, well, humWe at Larabar® believe that a healthy body, mind and spirit derived from what you eat-and that food is healthiest and most satisfying in its simplest, most natural state. Made form 100% real food, Larabar® is … |
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Fake Pregnancy Test $0.82 It’s the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you’ve found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you’ll get a raise!) The laughs are endless!… |
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Mio Motiva Heart Rate Monitor Watch $52.99 The MIO(tm) Motiva Heart Rate Monitor is ideal for individuals for lifestyle goals who want the latest and greatest technologies and fashion trends. Motiva combines 3 key ingredients: style, function and value. With its built-in calorie counter and patented program, Motiva is equipped to revolutionize the way people manage their weight and their long-term health…. |
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Medela Postpartum Support Belt $24.00 For abdominal support and control after delivery…the Medela Postpartum Support Belt features: Helps mom return to regular activities and wardrobe sooner. Super light, breathable spandex is comfortable against the skin. Easy to wear, adjust and remove. Especially helpful and comfortable after a C-Section. Eases back pain. Comfortable to wear and convenient to remove…. |
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Futuro Anti-Embolism Stockings, White, Knee Length, Closed Toe, 1 Pair … |
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What to Expect When You’re Expecting, 4th Edition $7.69 One of USA Today’s most influential books of the past 25 years, What to Expect When You’re Expecting from Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel has become one of the iconic guides to pregnancy. Covering everything from the physical and emotional to the nutritional and financial aspects of pregnancy, it’s loaded with all of the essentials and then some. In this new editi… |
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The Happiest Baby on the Block $7.23 In perhaps the most important parenting book of the decade, Dr. Harvey Karp reveals an extraordinary treasure sought by parents for centuries—an automatic “off-switch” for their baby’s crying.No wonder pediatricians across the country are praising him and thousands of Los Angeles parents, from working moms to superstars like Madonna and Pierce Brosnan, have turned to him to… |
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Taking Charge of Your Fertility, 10th Anniversary Edition: The Definitive Guide to Natural Birth Control, Pregnancy Achievement, and Reproductive Health $9.99 Celebrating 10 years of helping hundreds of thousands of women achieve pregnancy, avoid pregnancy naturally, and gain better control of their health and lives, the 10th Anniversary Edition of the classic bestseller will include: • New ‘Preface to the 10th Anniversary Edition” • Updates on new fertility technologies • Natural approaches to conception • Updated Resources and Book… |
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MIO Energy Pro Plus Heart Rate Monitor Watch with FitStik $139.99 Continuous and on demand heart rate monitor / Continuous ECG accurate heart rate with chest strap Get results faster with the MIO 3500 Calorie Club program Five (5) excercise timers – Count up, Count down, Count up with warm-up, Walk/Run and Repeat User accessible battery hatch Interchangeable watch band with colors to fit your every mood (BONUS Band Included) BONUS MioSense Guide In… |
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